there was a stink bug on my sink and i killed it before realising what it was and now the whole room smelsl and im so mAD
how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”
how to tell if ur a REAL woman
- real woman has skin most of the time, covering ALL of body
- real woman has at least one brain if not More than 1 brain
- real woman yells OUCH if her finger gets stuck in pencil sharpener..
- can turn on lights using mind
- eats only used t-shirts and socks
if ur not ALL of these things then ur not a real woman get off tumblr
yeah. this is a robbery. but im not like most robbers. im different. the #1 rule of my robberies is for everyone to have fun and be yourselves (: also im not saying im random but give me all your squirrels xD (: haha no im just havin a little fun. whenever ur ready to give me your money, go for it :)
i know that my style of joking w friends involves insults but if i ever say something that actually hurts ur feelings even if i was joking and you know i was joking pls tell me and i wont say that again bcs its not fun or funny if you’re actually hurting bcs of what i said
